VR Bangers Fly to Mars in the SpaceXXX Project

Some of you may consider this message untrue, but yes, VR Bangers have just started their very own space program! Since Daniel Abramovich, the CEO of the VR Bangers network has been cooperating with Elon Musk, the founder of the SpaceX company, in the past, and their paths have eventually parted, VR Bangers are proud to announce that now we have our very own cosmic initiative and we've joined the race for the red planet! This whole project has been going for many years now, yet it was kept completely confidential, thus we're now finally ready to reveal some details and share the whole idea with you, our beloved members. Making people dreams’ come true by producing the immersive VR porn movies is our everyday routine, and since the levels of our innovativeness (as you probably already know) are really high, we're happy to finally give them a free rein and go beyond making the high-quality VR porn videos. The VR Bangers' rocket tests were conducted in years 2016-2018 at the testing platform in McGregor, Texas, where sixty-eight test flights were conducted. Since this is the 69th attempt of making the vessel work, it's named no differently but αBANGER 69. Experiments with the previous versions of the rocket (αBANGER 1 to 68) led to the creation of this final model, which enabled the currently achieved controlled recovery of the first stage of the rocket after reaching a foreign planet. As SpaceX latest Falcon Heavy initiative was supposed to launch a hybrid car Tesla Roadster towards the red planet, we've decided that our very first mission will be exactly the same, starting an unofficial competition between the SpaceX and SpaceXXX programs. Both of them consumed tens of millions of dollars and they're using some high-tech solutions - in our case, sponsored by the funds from shooting our premium VR porn videos on all three VR Bangers' websites. This is going to be a fine competition, and the fact that VR Bangers use the latest technology known to humanity, and the SpaceX design was completed few years back, when it was not yet available, speaks in our favor. We strongly believe that we are capable of outdoing our rivals, and we are really counting on it. We have all been working really hard on the SpaceXXX project, and we can’t wait to finally prove both to ourselves and the whole world that we are capable of doing more than just producing the high quality virtual reality porn movies. Hopefully you'll keep your fingers crossed, Bangers, and you'll stay with us, as we'll keep on telling you about this ongoing project from now on - it's started few years back, even though it was kept in full confidentiality, and we're hoping to continue it for many more years to come. All the information related to this newest space project, including all the updates from the shuttle's journey to the planet Mars, can be found on its' designated website at SpaceXXX page. If you're willing to cooperate with us in next big VR Bangers project or you're interested in the mission's progress, feel free to contact us.